Feb 272010

I have to admit, I would need a lot of beer to think that Paris Hilton was incredibly sexy! She does look decent in this ad but I don’t know if it is worth all of the hoopla that is going on down in Brazil. It also would not make me want to go and buy this brand of beer!


Paris Hiton beer ad

From San Francisco Chronicle:

An advertisement featuring Paris Hilton has sparked controversy in Brazil – a government official for women’s affairs is calling for the commercial to be removed due to its sexist undertones.

In the advertisement, the socialite can be seen rubbing a can of Devassa beer on her body in a sexual manner in an office building as passers-by stare at her antics.

But despite being fully clothed throughout the ad, officials at Brazil’s Women’s Secretariat reveal authorities have received several complaints about the “sensual nature” of the campaign.

A representative tells the Associated Press, “It’s an ad that devalues women – in particular, blonde women.

“The problem with the ad isn’t a lack of clothing, but its sensual nature. A woman in a bikini on a beach isn’t necessarily sensual; it depends on the context.”

Three separate investigations have been launched by Brazil’s advertising watchdog to decide whether the commercial should be banned.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/detail?entry_id=58043#ixzz0gmi0SGNg

Popularity: 49% [?]

Jan 302010

Now you can play around with the Tiger’s mistresses as well! Yes, this is your opportunity to be like Tiger Woods!

This great offer allows you to play with the women that Tiger has sex with (aside from Elin).  This is a great offer for anyone that wants to show his prowess on and off the links.  Click through here (this is NOT a sponsored link – I just thought it was a great idea.

Popularity: 52% [?]

Jul 272009

TrendHunter has collected digitally-altered images that are one artist’s vision of what today’s most popular celebrities would look like in the year 2040.  The gallery includes stars who are young and fit now, like Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Gwen Stefani, as seniors, complete with wrinkles and sagging skin.

Digitally Aged Celebrities

Popularity: 35% [?]

Apr 022009

Britney Spears is featured in Candie’s apparel and accessories in ads that will be rolled out this spring and summer.  She joins past Candie’s pitchers including Fergie, Hayden Panettiere and Hilary Duff.

The ad campaign is part of the pop star’s PR blitz accompanying her comeback album "Circus" and supporting tour.

"I had so much fun," Spears said after the photo shoot. "My favorite set-up was against the gigantic wall of pink cotton candy."

It looks like Spears has finally shed her baby fat and is back in fighting shape.  Or perhaps the editor is just really good with Photoshop.

Britney Spears

Popularity: 40% [?]

Mar 132009

FoxNews presents 10 female celebrities with bad boobs jobs who should have stuck with what mother nature gave them in the first place.

Tori Spelling

For example, Tori Spelling has gone overboard with plastic surgery as she has gotten older.

This reminds me of the old joke about fake boobs:  “If they’re in my hands, they’re real!”

10 Celebrity Boob Job Busts

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Nov 302006

Eva Longoria’s marriage failed on "Desperate Housewives" in part because she was personally tipping the lawn boy. But in real life, Eva is hoping for a better result with her engagement to basketball star Tony Parker.

The 31-year-old actress said "yes" to her longtime beau, 24-year-old French-born Parker, who is point guard for the San Antonio Spurs. The couple met in 2004, briefly split in September, but obviously turned things around after a romantic trip to Paris in October.

Longoria’s representative Liza Anderson confirms, "Eva and Tony are officially engaged. The couple has never been happier. Tony flew into Los Angeles last night after his game and surprised Eva at her home as she got off work". Lucky for Eva she wasn’t tipping the lawn boy at the time!

Anderson continued: "The couple plans to wed in France in the summer of 2007 in what they describe as a big, happy ceremony with lots of family and friends." This will be the first marriage for Parker and the second marriage for Eva, who in 2004 divorced Tyler Christopher from ABC’s "General Hospital" after two years.

When Eva and Tony started dating, Eva publicly stated that she was "the teacher" in the bedroom and that Tony was an excellent student. Well, that’s one class in which I wouldn’t mind getting lots of homework!

Eva Longoria

Popularity: 54% [?]

Nov 302006

Carolyn Kepcher, who helped Donald Trump fire corporate trainees on "The Apprentice" reality TV show, has a new job helping Microsoft find the best small-business idea in America.

Microsoft is launching the "Ultimate Challenge" contest. The winner will receive $100,000 in seed money, a storefront or office in Manhattan rent-free for a year, and of course Microsoft software to get their business running. Kepcher is one of three contest judges who will pick four finalists. The judges and the voting public will then choose the winner. "It takes a big idea to create a big business," Kepcher said. "And I’ve seen some big ideas before."

No doubt, given that Carolyn worked for Trump for over a decade and was his right-hand woman on "The Apprentice" until he fired her in August. "She became a prima donna," said one insider. "Being on ‘The Apprentice’ went to her head. She was no longer focused on business. She was giving speeches for $25,000 and doing endorsements."

So Trump fired Carolyn for shameless self-promotion? Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black? Even so, Trump is cool. He’s like a modern American cowboy, riding choppers instead of horses and rustling money instead of cattle.

But I’ll miss Carolyn on "The Apprentice". She always had a knack for cutting through the typical corporate BS to focus on the critical issue of every problem. I’ve worked in corporate America, and Carolyn’s honesty and insight is hard to find in an environment dominated by pointy-haired bosses and corporate lemmings. Surely Carolyn will succeed at whatever she decides to do next.

Carolyn Kepcher

Popularity: 30% [?]

Nov 282006

Girls just wanna have fun! (ADULTS ONLY)

First Britney Spears dumps slacker husband Kevin Federline by text message. Next, rumors fly that Kevin is shopping around a 4-hour Britney sex tape from their honeymoon.

Then Kevin states publicly that they are getting divorced because Britney is bisexual and was pressuring him to bring other women into their bedroom. And that’s a bad thing because…? Help me out here, I’m a little blind to the downside.

Britney Spears continued her very public liberation from K-Fed by stepping out with celebrity socialite Paris Hilton, resulting in a number of wild paparrazi photos including upskirts of Britney’s private parts (both with and without panties) and this puzzling photo of Paris giving Britney a titty-twister.

Looks like Britney is making good on her bisexual desires. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, especially when she provides photographic evidence! Apparently Paris is the “top” in this relationship.

But Britney, you’re about to enter a nasty divorce contest against a man who has nothing to lose and everything to gain. Do you really think this is a good game plan? Party in private! Just my two cents…

Popularity: 76% [?]

Nov 282006

After four long months of Hollywood marriage, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock each filed divorce papers Monday within minutes of each other citing the standard “irreconcilable differences”.

“Yes, it’s true. Unfortunately impossible,” Anderson wrote in a brief statement on her Web site under the heading “11/27/06 Divorce.”

What’s impossible is that anyone expected this duo to last. Their roller coaster relationship first became public when they were engaged in 2002. They split up the following year, but reunited in 2005 and were married this summer–multiple times. Their first wedding was in late July near St. Tropez, France. They officially tied the knot at the Beverly Hills courthouse on August 3rd. And just to make sure it would last, Pam and Kid held another wedding ceremony in Nashville on August 17.

Anderson confirmed earlier this month on her web site that she had suffered a miscarriage. Would her future with Kid been different if she had his kid?

Popularity: 70% [?]

Nov 282006

Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff are together again on the beach, this time to promote the release of DVD box sets for the first two seasons of their former hit TV show “Baywatch“. They were joined by other “Baywatch” stars including Traci Bingham and Donna D’Errico.

“Baywatch” was produced from 1989-2001 and followed a group of sexy California lifeguards at work and play. Never before has slow-motion technology been used to such great effect. Fans of the show may remember the opening credits that included a bevy of buxom bikini babes bouncing in slow motion as they run along the beach. At one point, “Baywatch” aired on every continent except Antarctica, according to the Internet Movie Database.

Anderson splashed into pop culture as tool girl on the hit sitcom “Home Improvement,” followed by many naked appearances in Playboy and an infamous sex tape with former husband Tommy Lee. Anderson joined “Baywatch” in the second season in 1992 and stayed with the show for five years. “Every day was so fun,” Anderson recalled. “It’s the best job in the world, being at the beach every day with my dog and my kids… Nothing has compared to it since.”

Hasselhoff added: “I think the secret of its success was that it was always about saving lives, not taking lives.” Well, that or the buxom bouncing babes.

Pamela Anderson

Popularity: 71% [?]