Paris and Britney are Bosom Buddies

Girls just wanna have fun! (ADULTS ONLY)

First Britney Spears dumps slacker husband Kevin Federline by text message. Next, rumors fly that Kevin is shopping around a 4-hour Britney sex tape from their honeymoon.

Then Kevin states publicly that they are getting divorced because Britney is bisexual and was pressuring him to bring other women into their bedroom. And that’s a bad thing because…? Help me out here, I’m a little blind to the downside.

Britney Spears continued her very public liberation from K-Fed by stepping out with celebrity socialite Paris Hilton, resulting in a number of wild paparrazi photos including upskirts of Britney’s private parts (both with and without panties) and this puzzling photo of Paris giving Britney a titty-twister.

Looks like Britney is making good on her bisexual desires. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, especially when she provides photographic evidence! Apparently Paris is the “top” in this relationship.

But Britney, you’re about to enter a nasty divorce contest against a man who has nothing to lose and everything to gain. Do you really think this is a good game plan? Party in private! Just my two cents…

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