Girls just wanna have fun! (ADULTS ONLY)

First Britney Spears dumps slacker husband Kevin Federline by text message. Next, rumors fly that Kevin is shopping around a 4-hour Britney sex tape from their honeymoon.

Then Kevin states publicly that they are getting divorced because Britney is bisexual and was pressuring him to bring other women into their bedroom. And that’s a bad thing because…? Help me out here, I’m a little blind to the downside.

Britney Spears continued her very public liberation from K-Fed by stepping out with celebrity socialite Paris Hilton, resulting in a number of wild paparrazi photos including upskirts of Britney’s private parts (both with and without panties) and this puzzling photo of Paris giving Britney a titty-twister.

Looks like Britney is making good on her bisexual desires. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, especially when she provides photographic evidence! Apparently Paris is the “top” in this relationship.

But Britney, you’re about to enter a nasty divorce contest against a man who has nothing to lose and everything to gain. Do you really think this is a good game plan? Party in private! Just my two cents…

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America’s obsession with gay stars has hit a fever pitch lately with the outing of Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser), Lance Bass (N’Sync) and T.R. Knight (Grey’s Anatomy). But the “gaydar” was going full-throttle with recent news of a lesbian relationship between “Terminator 3″ star Kristanna Loken and “Lost” actress Michelle Rodriguez.

Loken was recently interviewed by gay magazine “The Advocate” in which she responded to stories of her and Rodriguez hooking up on the set of the new movie “BloodRayne.” Loken laughed and took a deep breath, saying, “There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.”

With all the juicy details, that’s how!

When asked if the two had fun “partying together,” Loken replied, “Uh-huh,” with a big smile on her face. When the interviewer responded that Loken’s silence “said volumes,” the actress replied, “Just don’t look upstairs, OK?”

The couple has been the subject of much paparazzi film lately, catching them in numerous chummy positions. One can only hope that there will be a sex tape forthcoming on the Internet. But I have one important question:

With two tough women like this, who’s on top?

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“Lost” Season 3 opens with its traditional tight focus on the human eye. In this case, we are peering into the soul of Juliet, played with eerie compassion by Elizabeth Mitchell. Juliet appears to be just another housewife who burns muffins and hosts a book club. But a sudden earthquake reveals that Juliet is an Other, and rumor has it that Juliet will soon become Jack’s love interest.

Mitchell has appeared on many TV shows including ER, CSI, Law & Order: SVU, Boston Legal and House. But perhaps Mitchell is best-known for her role as Angelina Jolie’s reluctant lesbian lover in the movie “Gia.” Who can forget the scene where the two dance naked together, separated only by a chain link fence? Brings new meaning to the term “safe sex”.

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