Apr 302010

TMZ reports:

Lohan — who is on probation for DUI — has not fulfilled the alcohol education requirement laid down by the judge … TMZ has learned.

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.

The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.

Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/29/lindsay-lohan-jail-court-dui-probation-alcohol-education-judge-marsha-revel-rehab/#ixzz0maTNxN39

Here we see Lindsay in her famous full-nude shot recreating Marilyn Monroe. Kind of a waste of a good body!

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Nov 272006

Marcia Cross‘ trash may be treasure for one lucky garbage man.

Cross, one of the MILF stars of ABC’s “Desperate Housewives“, is trying to recover a collection of personal photos that wound up in the hands of a garbage collector she hired to remove trash from her home. The photos include nude shots of Cross in an outdoor shower.

Lawyers for the 44-year-old actress said that Cross accidentally threw out the snapshots and the photos are the copyrighted property of Cross and her husband.

True, says well-known porn master David Hans Schmidt, who was hired by the garbage collector to sell the photos. But Schmidt hinted the photos could be sold abroad. Scmidt also said that Cross is free to join the bidding for her photos. “I’m not looking to mortify Ms. Cross,” he said. “I just want the most money for my client.”

Schmidt, who also sold celebrity sex tapes of Paris Hilton and Colin Farrell, said Cross looked “absolutely gorgeous” in the photos. He also confirmed that Cross is a true redhead. “Yes, the carpet does match the curtains,” he told the Daily News.

Law of the Universe #69: If you are a celebrity, any nude photos/videos of you will eventually end up on the Internet.

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