“Yes, it’s true. Unfortunately impossible,” Anderson wrote in a brief statement on her Web site under the heading “11/27/06 Divorce.”

What’s impossible is that anyone expected this duo to last. Their roller coaster relationship first became public when they were engaged in 2002. They split up the following year, but reunited in 2005 and were married this summer–multiple times. Their first wedding was in late July near St. Tropez, France. They officially tied the knot at the Beverly Hills courthouse on August 3rd. And just to make sure it would last, Pam and Kid held another wedding ceremony in Nashville on August 17.

Anderson confirmed earlier this month on her web site that she had suffered a miscarriage. Would her future with Kid been different if she had his kid?

“Baywatch” was produced from 1989-2001 and followed a group of sexy California lifeguards at work and play. Never before has slow-motion technology been used to such great effect. Fans of the show may remember the opening credits that included a bevy of buxom bikini babes bouncing in slow motion as they run along the beach. At one point, “Baywatch” aired on every continent except Antarctica, according to the Internet Movie Database.

Anderson splashed into pop culture as tool girl on the hit sitcom “Home Improvement,” followed by many naked appearances in Playboy and an infamous sex tape with former husband Tommy Lee. Anderson joined “Baywatch” in the second season in 1992 and stayed with the show for five years. “Every day was so fun,” Anderson recalled. “It’s the best job in the world, being at the beach every day with my dog and my kids… Nothing has compared to it since.”

Hasselhoff added: “I think the secret of its success was that it was always about saving lives, not taking lives.” Well, that or the buxom bouncing babes.

The third season is set for a 2007 spring premiere. The second season audience is up nearly 30% over the first season and attracting more than twice as many viewers as E!’s total-day average. To celebrate the launch of the second season, a nude pictorial of the threesome was published in the September 2006 issue of Playboy magazine. The front and back covers feature a simultaneous photograph of the nude trio from their front and back sides. Too bad Superman never used his powers for that trick.

I saw Hef with his three hotties on “Ellen” the other day while sitting in the dentist chair. My mind kept racing between thoughts of Hef (“Luckiest man alive”) and the threesome (“What are they thinking? That dude is ancient!”) and the dentist (“Why does he have to wear such stinky aftershave?”)

Starting out as a struggling stripper, Anna became an international celebrity as 1993 Playboy Playmate of the Year. She then married an old stiff who was nice enough to die quickly and leave her millions of dollars. But the coot’s relatives fought the inheritance in court, and Anna lost everything.

Drowning her sorrows in food, Anna blimped up and out of show business, only later to drop 80 pounds and become the spokeswoman for TrimSpa. Anna then starred in her own reality TV show, which was ravaged by critics and died a quick death but has since become a cult favorite. This was followed by Anna’s drunk/drugged appearance on the American Movie Awards, where she immortalized the phrase, “Like my body?” Um, sure.

Fast forward to last month. Anna is in the Bahamas celebrating the birth of her second child with the two men fighting for her love (and both claiming to be the child’s father) and her 20-year-old son Daniel. Tragically, Daniel dies in her hospital room from a lethal combination of prescription drugs.

As a coda to this strange journey, Anna marries her lawyer-boyfriend before even burying her son. Her other boyfriend decides to sue to prove he’s the child’s father. And Anna’s lead attorney decided enough was enough and officially withdrew as her counsel, citing disagreements on matters of strategy and concerns about her conduct.