Stop the presses! North Korea has the bomb. Iran is trying to get the bomb. But Jennifer Anniston says she doesn’t need da bomb.

The former “Friends” star says the “boob job” reports are the latest in a string of tabloid lies about her. Jennifer told Oprah, “It’s called 10 pounds. You’re either ‘Look at the bump’ or pregnant… when, instead, it’s like a couple (of) cheese plates too many. You gain weight and that’s where it goes on me.” Hmm, one cup size per 10 pounds? Not a bad deal.

Jennifer put modesty aside to pose semi-nude on the cover of “GQ Magazine” to celebrate being the first woman ever honored by GQ’s “Man of the Year” issue. GQ said Jennifer showed a lot of poise, grace and good humor during her breakup with Brad Pitt this year. So what is GQ saying, that Jennifer took it like a man?

The “boob job” rumors started after the GQ cover became public. Eagle-eye viewers cite the “bump within a bump” in Jennifer’s topless photo (see below) as clear proof that she has silicone dreams.

Whatever! If it’s true (which I doubt) who could blame Jennifer for seeking a little plastic surgery to overcome her sense of rejection? With or without implants, Jennifer is still one of the sexiest actresses today. Her recent movies have shown she is one of the more talented actresses too.

And as we’ve always said, “If they’re in my hands, they’re real!”

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